Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Still Alive Short Dynasty - Chapter 18 - Don't Rob Your Friends

Welcome back to the Still Alive Short Dynasty! We start off with something that needed to happen a long time ago. 

"This ring may not be as sparkly as me and I'm old now, but will you be my wife?"

"It only took you until I was nearly dead, but yes!"


I had them rush off to get married because they were about to die it seemed romantic.

Pats self on back.

In other news....look who's single.
Poor Jebidiah. He's having as much luck in relationships as Sena is.
Well, at least he's not pregnant?

Octavia rushed over to meet a townie teenager that moved in with Adonis and Zander. He's a bit young but...things have already gone to shit so there aren't many options.

Adonis: Has dragon
Awwwww! He's so cute-

Octavia: Now has dragon
-Octavia did you just steal him.
"Why would you say that?"
Peers at Octavia.

Sena waited for the next option besides the teen townie. It's a man who didn't show up at the party and now Sena is stalking him.
"I'm not stalking. You sent me here!"
Yes, but you've been out there for the last two hours.
Do you know how much time is being wasted not skilling?

The man of the hour finally got out of work and...is invisible while carrying an umbrella through the floor.
This doesn't scream future problems for this game file at all.
I ended up reseting him and apparently he's elderly.
Well shit.

This stray cat died and Grim came when there was no party being hosted.
Nothing is right in this world anymore it seems. 

Time to check back on Sen-what the hell.
"Hey Jebidiah. I heard you broke up with your boyfriend. I'm an owl and I'm pregnant with an ostrich."

Honey Jebidiah is-
"-congratulations, Sena! Lavar just didn't understand me, you know?"
"I understand that completely."

If you're confused and you know it, bang your head on your keyboard.
If you're confused and you know it, bang your head on your keyboard.
If you have no idea what your sims are doing and now your heiress is talking to a guy who's likely not interested in her, bang your head on your keyboard.
"That didn't rhyme, writer."
No, it did not.
I'm still pretty sure Jebidiah is gay, but these two are attracted to each other so...bisexual maybe?
That would make a lot of sense though that doesn't explain why he wasn't interested in her earlier...

Now they are playing rock-paper-scissors.
Guys, I'm confused.

Okay so after some friendly interactions and a pregnant Sena gossiping with Jebidiah, (Let's just call him Jeb for now on) these two are officially friends.
Narrows eyes at Sena.
I'm not sure how this helps in regards to points, but I'm confused enough as it is, so you do you.

"Jebidiah, would you like to move in with the owls and gooses?"
Wait what-

Oh so every adult in the household except for Owen automatically was put into the criminal career and apparently Sena robbed Jebidiah.

I feel like I should know what the hell is going on when writing these updates, but I really don't.
I'll have to title the first update where shit makes sense "the update of sanity" or something similar to that.

The friendship between Jebidiah and Sena decreased because apparently robbing someone doesn't help to keep them as a friend.
We have all learned something new today.
Class dismissed.
There goes my plans for tomorrow.

Someone died near to Jebidiah. Sena comforted him or maybe she's comforting him because he got robbed.
Yes, that makes perfect sense.
Found my new quote.
Updates forum profile. 

"Aren't those two lovebirds adorable?"
What lovebirds-

Okay well I'm just going to check just in case I was wrong that he was bisexual and.....
....10 of 10.

"I heard pink is your favorite color."
(Happy squeal from Sena.)

I will not lie, these two seem like they would be pretty cute together.
Sure Sena robbed him and she's crazy and pregnant, but uhm...
What the crazy heiress said.

I swear that with my luck this is going to end up being the cutest couple in this short dynasty. The crazy pregnant heiress who robbed her future spouse who secretly loves it. Well, he's a criminal himself.

What a strange way to begin a relationship yet....oddly adorable.
Oh and his traits are Neurotic, Good Sense of Humor, Easily Impressed, Grumpy, and Natural Born Performer.
His lifetime wish?
It's Master Acrobat.

Takes deep breaths.
Everything is fine.
This is fine.
I'm sure that this Lifetime Wish can be completed before he dies.
This is fine.
Gah these two are so cute together.
Time to buckle down and get this lifetime wish done.
I'll see you guys in the next update!
I hope you are having a good morning/afternoon/evening!

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